altruistic dispositions

(via fuckyeahsociallyawkwardpenguin) LOL KRISTIN!

Mon, 21 Dec 2009 01:08:46 -0800

LOL KRISTIN!

thedailywhat: Guaranteed Mood Ruiner of the Day: The...

Sat, 19 Dec 2009 19:20:18 -0800

Guaranteed Mood Ruiner of the Day: The heart-rending story of a man, his dog, and their last day together.

Warning: Do not watch on an empty box of tissues.

[thanks paul!]

Elk Grove

Sat, 19 Dec 2009 19:05:55 -0800

Fun day w/ Tran yup yup yup!

thedailywhat: SMBC.

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 12:25:05 -0800

thedailywhat:

SMBC.

your man will leave you in a heart beat

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 02:46:39 -0800

aznballer1711: rule #1
aznballer1711: never mess with a man's games

tiresome: longlivethequeen:(via yerawizardharry) Except for me...

Sun, 06 Dec 2009 22:46:03 -0800

tiresome:

longlivethequeen:(via yerawizardharry)

Except for me it’s reversed. SO COLD

thedailywhat: Superpoop.

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 16:38:28 -0800

thedailywhat:

Superpoop.

mayeunice: HAHA i love this version of Jingle Bells. Trey, you...

Sun, 29 Nov 2009 10:26:11 -0800

mayeunice:

HAHA i love this version of Jingle Bells. Trey, you are having WAY too much fun in this video. <3

thedailywhat: Killer Chemistry Cupcakes of the Day: Katherine @...

Sun, 29 Nov 2009 10:19:23 -0800

thedailywhat:

Killer Chemistry Cupcakes of the Day: Katherine @ Foodie Friday helped her sister whip up a batch of ultra-nerdy Periodic Table Cupcakes for what was surely the best birthday party this side of Bohrium (named in honor of Niels Bohr, noted party animal).

Kartherine says:

She’s a chemistry nerd, so everything had to be exactly correct. Astute chem majors will notice the color-coded icing for solids, liquids, and gases, as well as the empty cupcake liner for as-yet-undiscovered element ununseptium. […]

Shoutouts to Ellie and Marissa for helping with the other metals, metalloids, and nonmetals, as well as to the best four elements on the table: Berkelium, Californium, Lawrencium, and Seaborgium. Oh, what? Stanfurdium? What? Oh, sorry, there isn’t one. Boom.

Nice.

[via.]

thedailywhat: UR screen iz dirty. I lix it. [via.]

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 21:52:55 -0800

thedailywhat:

UR screen iz dirty. I lix it.

[via.]

tiresome: paperspine:lovesmas:yerawizardharry:themoonandthewolf:...

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 19:04:21 -0800

tiresome:

paperspine:lovesmas:yerawizardharry:themoonandthewolf:(via capelesscrusader)

"Best Friend"

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 21:13:00 -0800

mayeunice:

sirsavage:

fyuactually:

soulverity:

A best friend knows what you’re thinking without you needing to say a word. They understand you. A best friend can make you laugh when all you want to do is cry. They know how to make things better. A best friend appreciates you entirely. They do not try to change you. A best friend does not allow your differences to tear you apart. They accept the differences and learn from them. A best friend does not allow time apart to affect your relationship. They learn to appreciate your time together even more. A best friend doesn’t lie to you. They tell you exactly what you need to hear when you need to hear it. A best friend supports you. They do not disregard what is important in your life. A best friend loves you entirely. A best friend is more than just a friend, they are family.

“Best friend” is not a term I throw around loosely as others may do.

I believe that the title ‘best friend’ is an honor because a true best friend is hard to find and I am grateful that I have found mine.

tiresome: longlivethequeen:numberr:9gag:Big hands

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 21:06:30 -0800

tiresome:

longlivethequeen:numberr:9gag:Big hands

painshehides: padudeeee: dawany: lijitz: (via...

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 17:15:15 -0800

painshehides:

padudeeee:

dawany:

lijitz:

(via priscilla-jarvis)

words of wisdom?

word. story of my life.

Friends huh?

thedailywhat: Rachel Briggs: “Linkachu” Raichu + Triforce Stone...

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 15:25:38 -0800

thedailywhat:

Rachel Briggs: “Linkachu”

Raichu + Triforce Stone = Linkachu.

Don’t even bother. It cannot be defeated.

[more.]

LOL

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 02:52:53 -0800

LOL

"Today, in Ocean Beach (a hippie beach town in San Diego), my car broke down in the middle of the..."

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 18:29:03 -0800

““Today, in Ocean Beach (a hippie beach town in San Diego), my car broke down in the middle of the road. Two homeless beach bums helped me push my car to the side of the road. Then, after telling them that I forgot my cell phone, one of them gave me some change so I could use a pay phone to call my husband.””

- MMT

"Today I got on a bus with my grandfather. It was full with only one seat left. I told my grandfather..."

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 18:03:05 -0800

“Today I got on a bus with my grandfather. It was full with only one seat left. I told my grandfather to take it, which he refused to do, insisting I take it. After a bit I gave in and took the seat. In jest, I said “Your legs are older than mine!” “Yes,” he said, “But yours have further to go.””

- MMT

icodeforlove: OMG… I feel better now! lol! lolwut

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 18:43:38 -0800

icodeforlove:

OMG… I feel better now! lol!

lolwut

thedailywhat: Graph of the Day: Universal truth is...

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 17:30:16 -0800

thedailywhat:

Graph of the Day: Universal truth is universal.

[via.]

lol